What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 04:20

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

{RING} {RING}

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Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

HELLO

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

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No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Sure no problem officer.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

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Yes sir it is.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

After a few moments he returns.

Why do the majority of feminists hate men (not all feminists)?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

I am noticing that some people are saying if Trump stayed in office that there wouldn't be any wars such as Ukraine and Russia, but when Biden came in office war started. What are your thoughts?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??